Thanks for letting me know you're NOT an agency owner, marketing consultant or freelancer!
You know I tend to speak to that group a lot, so I'd rather not bother you with those emails.
While I have you.... in the interest of only sending you information you WANT to receive, would you mind giving me a little more information on who you are and what you are looking for? It will help me tailor my content to your needs. It's shorter than it looks :) Thanks in advance!